KUSO~KUSO~KUSO~
Leo: You're all in my arms, like my good son and daughters. Hohoho...
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Hey, people. Let's dip in the swimming pool outside of the window after meal. Have you brought your swimsuits and swimming trunks? It looks like a swimming pool outside, doesn't it??
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Happy:Hush~Hush~ Let me hide a couple of gifts. Some of them couldn't wait till the "gift exchange" and would possibly leave earlier anyway!
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Murphy: People~ Do you know how much time I've spend to speak English like this?? Let me tell you...six month...only six month. Trust me. You can do it with Happy English Club!!
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The Magician guy standing in a dark suit with glasses: Do you see the microphone in my right hand? . One, two , three...Tah-dah. it's gone!!! See, nothing!! He-he.
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Everybody: Happy birthday to me. Happy girthday to me, Happy birthday to......
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Cake: I cannot but wonder, " How am I going to split into 23 helpings for 23 big eaters ??"
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Murphy: Guys, I know, people try to stay away from police, but I am the one who can be your friend. Cuz I give tickets WITH SMILE
... I throw you in jail WITH PROFESSIONAL ETIQUETTE..
.....Even if when I wave you to pull your car over, I just wanna HAVE A DATE, young ladies...
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Everybody: Good Lord, do I still have to speak English while I'm dancing??
I can't even breath... and I have two left feet...Oh, dear...
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1, 2, 3, 4 ... four gentelmen from the right who don't wear their smile for the group shot : Just my fricking luck! Look at the "gift" I got.
It's only a NTD10 worth of gift delicately wrapped in a fancy, used paper bag. What a scam!!!
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Santa Clause :This is the Asian sign of picture--" V ". Why not give an " X " with two pointing fingers crossed during XXXXmas season in celebration of MY birthday?? Oh, sorry. It's Jeasus's
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由 jerry2508 » 週五 12月 29, 2006 2:33 am 
