The reason to divorce
發表於 : 週一 1月 01, 2007 1:40 amA Polish man married an American girl. They got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"
Polish Man: "She is going to kill me."
Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"
Polish Man: "I got proof."
Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"
Polish Man: "She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle from a drugstore and put it on the shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: 'Polish Remover'."
Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"
Polish Man: "She is going to kill me."
Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"
Polish Man: "I got proof."
Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"
Polish Man: "She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle from a drugstore and put it on the shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: 'Polish Remover'."