Help me give some useful sentence

[sz_hu]

Hello. Everyone, I am glad I met this forum. I like english. Sometimes I found I can't speak any word when I want to make some simple conversation in English. So I need everyone help to give me some useful sentences you think in everyday. I think this will also help sb. who wants to improve their oral english. Thaaaaaaaanks.
Just like...

1) Nice to meet you.
2) Nice meeting you, too.

[James Shi]

Hello. Everyone, I am glad I met this forum. I like english. Sometimes I found I can't speak any word when I want to make some simple conversation in English. So I need everyone help to give me some useful sentences you think in everyday. I think this will also help sb. who wants to improve their oral english. Thaaaaaaaanks.
Just like...

1) Nice to meet you.
2) Nice meeting you, too.

Hi, my friend:

There are too many useful sentences too be mentioned.

You can go to bookstroes to find some English materials or come to join us on every Saturday afternoon.

Look forward to seeing you..............

[euphorian]

Hello. Everyone, I am glad I met this forum. I like english. Sometimes I found I can't speak any word when I want to make some simple conversation in English. So I need everyone help to give me some useful sentences you think in everyday. I think this will also help sb. who wants to improve their oral english. Thaaaaaaaanks.
Just like...

1) Nice to meet you.
2) Nice meeting you, too.

Sounds to me that you wish to learn a bunch of canned phrases , which may or may not lead to a meaningful conversation, but then again so be it.

[Glotynn]

sz_hu may be from Shenzhen or Suzhou.
Am I right, sz_hu?

[Murphy Yang]

Greetings
接待、問候篇
1 Good morning.
早安。
2 Good afternoon.
午安。
3 Good evening.
晚安。
4 Hello！ How are you?
嗨！你好嗎？
5 Fine, thank you.
我很好，謝謝。
6 I'm pretty good, thanks.
很不錯，謝謝。
7 I'm great, thanks.
我很好，謝謝。
8 I'm not bad, thanks.
還可以，謝謝。
9 I'm all right, thanks.
我很好，謝謝。
10 I'm good, thanks.
我很好，謝謝。
11 I'm not so good.
不太好。
12 I'm terrible.
糟透了。　
13 What is your name, please?
請問您的大名？
14 My name is Justine.
我的名字是Justine.
15 Nice to meet you.
很高興見到你。
16 Nice to meet you, too.
我也很高興見到你。
17 Good-bye.
再見。
18 See you ( tomorrow ).
再見（明天見）。
19 Sit down, please.
請坐。
20 Please wait.
誰稍候。
21 A moment, please.
請等一下。
22 A minute, please.
請等一會兒。
23 Wait a moment, please.
請稍候一下。
24 Tea, please.
請喝茶。
25 Tea or coffee?
你想喝茶或咖啡？
26 Thank you.
謝謝。
27 Thanks.
謝謝。
28 Thanks a lot.
非常謝謝。
29 Thank you for your help.
謝謝你的幫忙。
30 Thanks for your help.
謝謝你的幫忙。
31 I appreciate your help.
感謝你的幫忙。
32 Thank you for your assistance.
感謝你的協助。
33 You are welcome.
不客氣。
34 Do you speak Chinese?
你會說中文嗎？
35 Can you speak English?
你會（能）說英文嗎？
36 I don’t know.
我不知道。
37 I have no idea.
我一點也不明白。
38 Follow me.
跟我走（來）。
39 Someone will come to help you.
有人會來為你服務。
40 Excuse me！
抱歉！
41 May I help you?
需要幫忙嗎？
42 Can you assist me?
你能協助我嗎？
43 Yes, please.
是的，請說（麻煩你）。
44 Where is the toilet, please ?
請問洗手間在哪兒？
45 Over there.
在那裡。
46 Please help me！
請幫幫我！
47 No problem.
沒問題。
48 Have a nice day.
祝你有愉快的一天。
49 I’m glad to help you.
我很樂意幫你。
50 I’ll ask someone to translate for you.
我去請別人來幫你翻譯。
51 We will contact you soon.
我們會儘快和你聯繫。

[Glotynn]

24 Tea, please.
請喝茶。

"Tea, please." is an answer to the question "Coffee or tea?"
It means "請給我茶好了."

請喝茶。→ (1)Enjoy the tea, please. (2)Your tea, Sir/Ma'am.

[euphorian]

52 Do I look like a stupid tourist to you?

53 I am more than happy to pay extra for all that lousy service.

54 Take me to the part of the town that is more presentable.

55 Please teach me how to build a stove from a discarded soda can?

56 Over my dead body!

57 You and what army?

[Murphy Yang]

警用英文



http://www.thpb.gov.tw/news/eng1.htm

[euphorian]

"Useful sentences" are like sharp knives, not everybody knows when or how to use it.

[Murphy Yang]

58 I love you!

59 What a fucking day!


Useful?

[euphorian]

58 I love you!

59 What a fucking day!


Useful?

We have reasons to believe that your days are more exciting than we can ever imagine. Which justifies the usefulness of sentences #59.

Here is an interesting book written by a NYPD Police with Harvard education.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/157322 ... e&n=283155

You can read chapter one here:
http://www.wnyc.org/books/45757

The author's info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Conlon

[Murphy Yang]

001. Stop complaining!
002. You make me sick!
003. What’s wrong with you?
004. You shouldn’t have done that!
005. You’re a jerk!
006. Don’t talk to me like that!
007. Who do you think you are?
008. What’s your problem?
009. I hate you!
010. I don’t want to see your face!
011. You’re crazy!
012. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?
013. Don’t bother me.
014. Knock it off.
015. Get out of my face.
016. Leave me alone.
017. Get lost .
018. Take a hike!
019. You piss me off.
020. It’s none of your business.
021. What’s the meaning of this?
022. How dare you!
023. Cut it out.
024. You stupid jerk!
025. You have a lot of nerve.
026. I’m fed up.
027. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李陽老師常用）
028. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話。
029. Shut up! 閉嘴！
030. What do you want? 你想怎麼樣？
031. Do you know what time it is? 你知道現在都幾點嗎？
032. What were you thinking? 你腦子進水啊？
033. How can you say that? 你怎麼可以這樣說？
034. Who says? 誰說的？
035. That’s what you think! 那才是你腦子裏想的！
036. Don’t look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。
037. What did you say? 你說什麼？
038. You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！
039. You make me so mad.你氣死我了啦。
040. Drop dead. 去死吧！
041.I don't give a shit / copulate! 我才不管(理都不理)呢。
042. Don’t give me your ****. 別跟我胡扯。
043. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 別找借口。
044. You’re a pain in the ass. 你這討厭鬼。
045. You’re an asshole. 你這缺德鬼。
046. You bastard! 你這雜種！
047. Get over yourself. 別自以為是。
048. You’re nothing to me. 你對我什麼都不是。
049. It’s not my fault. 不是我的錯。
050. You look guilty. 你看上去心虛。
051. I can’t help it. 我沒辦法。
052. That’s your problem. 那是你的問題。
053. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想聽！
054. Get off my back. 少跟我囉嗦。
055. Give me a break. 饒了我吧。
056. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以為你在跟誰說話？
057. Look at this mess! 看看這爛攤子！
058. You’ re so careless. 你真粗心。
059. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底為什麼不跟我說實話？
060. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要氣炸了！
061. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一個！
062. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！
063. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要見到你！
064. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
065. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什麼！
066. I wish I had never met you. 我真後悔這輩子遇到你！
067. You’re a disgrace. 你真丟人！
068. I’ll never forgive you! 我永遠都不會饒恕你！
069. Don’t nag me! 別在我面前嘮叨！
070. I’m sick of it. 我都膩了。
071. You’re such a ! 你這個婊子!
072. Stop screwing/fooling/ messing around! 別鬼混了！
073. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！
074. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一個廢物！/ 你一無是處！
075. You’ve gone too far! 你太過分了！
076. I loathe you! 我討厭你！
077. I detest you! 我恨你！
078. Get the hell out of here! 滾開!
079. Don’t be that way! 別那樣！
080. Can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，敗事有餘。
081. You’re impossible. 你真不可救藥。
082. Don’t touch me! 別碰我！
083. Get away from me! 離我遠一點兒！
084. Get out of my life. 我不願再見到你。/ 從我的生活中消失吧。
085. You’re a joke! 你真是一個小醜！
086. Don’t give me your attitude. 別跟我擺架子。
087. You’ll be sorry. 你會後悔的。
088. We’re through. 我們完了！
089. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一團糟！
090. You’ve ruined everything. 全都讓你搞砸了。
091. I can’t believe your never . 你好大的膽子！
092. You’re away too far. 你太過分了。
093. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！
094. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最後再告訴你一次！
095. I could kill you! 我宰了你！
096. That’s the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 那是我聽到的最愚蠢的事。(比爾蓋茨常用)
097. I can’t believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢!
098. You never tell the truth！你從來就不說實話！
099. Don’t push me ! 別逼我！
100. Enough is enough! 夠了夠了！
101. Don’t waste my time anymore. 別再浪費我的時間了！
102. Don’t make so much noise. I’m working. 別吵，我在幹活。
103. It’s unfair. 太不公平了。
104. I’m very disappointed. 真讓我失望。
105. Don’t panic! 別怕!
106. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什麼嗎？
107. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回來！
108. You asked for it. 你自找的。
109. Nonsense! 鬼話！

[rickychou11]

1. As U wish that one's can really help U more, do find more on Ur own (learn a lesson by oneself)

2. Either, God help who helps themselves.. Aren't them quite famous??

[Glotynn]

1. As U wish that one's can really help U more, do find more on Ur own (learn a lesson by oneself)

2. Either, God help who helps themselves.. Aren't them quite famous??

1. ???
2. God helps those who help themselves.