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Murphy's Laws

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 1:50 am

Murphy's Laws


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If anything can go wrong, it will!

Murphy's Law ("If anything can go wrong, it will") was born at Edwards Air Force Base in 1949 at North Base.

It was named after Capt. Edward A. Murphy, an engineer working on Air Force Project MX981, (a project) designed to see how much sudden deceleration a person can stand in a crash.

One day, after finding that a transducer was wired wrong, he cursed the technician responsible and said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it."

The contractor's project manager kept a list of "laws" and added this one, which he called Murphy's Law.

Actually, what he did was take an old law that had been around for years in a more basic form and give it a name.

Shortly afterwards, the Air Force doctor (Dr. John Paul Stapp) who rode a sled on the deceleration track to a stop, pulling 40 Gs, gave a press conference. He said that their good safety record on the project was due to a firm belief in Murphy's Law and in the necessity to try and circumvent it.
Aerospace manufacturers picked it up and used it widely in their ads during the next few months, and soon it was being quoted in many news and magazine articles. Murphy's Law was born.

The Northrop project manager, George E. Nichols, had a few laws of his own. Nichols' Fourth Law says, "Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome."

The doctor, well-known Col. John P. Stapp, had a paradox: Stapp's Ironical Paradox, which says, "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."

Nichols is still around. At NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, he's the quality control manager for the Viking project to send an unmanned spacecraft to Mars.



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任何能出錯的事,都將出錯。(Anything that can

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 1:52 am

墨菲定律(Murphy's Law)不是物理上的數學公式,而是許多事的經驗法則。「定律」開始只有一則,經半個世紀的炒作延伸,不知道有多少萬則了。內容從嚴肅到幽默、從哲理到庸俗、從科技到迷信,說什麼的都有。不過大家最熟悉也是最原始的,應該是以下這一定律:

任何能出錯的事,都將出錯。(Anything that can go wrong, will.)

1917 年出生美國的 Edward A. Murphy, Jr.,長大成了火箭工程師,1949 年參加美國空軍的火箭測試,實驗人體對加速的承受,需要把 16 個感應器粘到人體上,結果這位 Murphy 先生,把 16 個感應器完全裝反。事後被實驗的人,引用 Murphy 的解釋:

一件事如果有兩種以上的作法,而且其中一種會產生災難,就偏有人會碰上去做它。.(If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.)

墨菲的「銘言」就此傳開,大家也構思製作了不少類似的詞句,通稱「墨菲定律」,前面說的「任何能出錯的事都將出錯」,即是第一版。「墨菲定律」一詞,於 1958 年被列入韋氏大字典。

下面例舉幾則延伸出來的「定律」,以娛讀者。

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. (建構一個連傻子都會用的系統,但也只有傻子才想要用它)

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. (讓機器知道你很忙是個錯誤)

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. (邏輯是一種信任錯誤結果的系統化方法)

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.(如果實驗作成功,必是那裡出了錯)

In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.(危機情況被迫選擇一種應變措施,大多數人都會選擇最壞的那種)

Interchangeable parts won't.(相互替換的零件、將不能相互替換)

You get the most of what you need the least.(你得到大多數你最不需要的東西)

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.(任何一支程式,一旦運轉,就要報廢)

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.(如果一支程式有用,那即將就要修改了)

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.(一支程式的價值與輸出的重量成正比)

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.(增加人力給已經遲了的軟體專案,使專案更遲)

If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.(如果一個案子不值得做,它就不值得好好去做)

The solution to the problem changes the problem.(問題的解答改變問題)

Don't get mad, get even.(別生氣,跟他扯平)

The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.(黃金法則:誰有黃金、誰訂法則)

A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.(納稅人是不必參加公務員考試就能為政府工作的人)

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.(世上有兩種人,一種是相信世上有兩種人,另一種人不信)

All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.(所有的事都是公平的,胖子比瘦子用更多的肥皂)
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A famous female Murphy from a TV show

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 2:08 am

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Murphy Brown

A famous female Murphy from a TV show
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A famous female Murphy from Hollywood Movies !

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 2:15 am

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Brittany Murphy


A famous female Murphy from Hollywood Movies !

Such as :

布瑞特妮‧墨菲 Brittany Murphy 的電影作品﹕
Molly Gunn (2003)
Just Married (2003) 新婚告急
8 Mile (2002) 八英里
Spun (2002)
Riding in Cars with Boys (2001)
Don't Say a Word (2001) 一言不發
Summer Catch (2001)
Sidewalks of New York (2001)
Audition, The (2000)
Cherry Falls (2000)
Angels! (2000)
Trixie (2000)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999/I)
Falling Sky (1998)
Zack and Reba (1998)
Phoenix (1998)
Bongwater (1998)
Drive (1997)
Freeway (1996)
Clueless (1995)
Family Prayers (1993)
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Cillian Murphy

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 2:24 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cillian_Murphy

Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy (born May 25, 1976) is an Irish actor and musician.

赤眼玄機 (2005年) ....飾演 Jackson Rippner
蝙蝠俠:開戰時刻 (2005年) 飾演 Dr. Jonathan Crane
冷山(2003年) .... 飾演Bardolph
戴珍珠耳環的少女 (2003年) ....飾演 Pieter
玩命911 (2003) .... 飾演John
Zonad(無中文片名) (2003年) ....飾演 Guy Hendrickson
28天倒數毀滅 (2002年) ....飾演 Jim
紅塵浮生錄(2001年) (迷你電視影集) 飾演... Paul Montague
Disco Pigs (無中文片名;舞台劇)(2001) ....飾演 Pig/Darin
How Harry Became a Tree (無中文片名) (2001年) ....飾演 Gus

The Trench (無中文片名) 飾演...Rag Rockwood
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Eddie Murphy

文章Murphy Yang » 週五 8月 11, 2006 2:32 am

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It's me!

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