『The Loving Husband...?』
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
