在昨天唱完歌之後
After sing yestoday
我快樂騎著車
I ridding my motorcycle
有一部計程車停在路中央
There is a taxi parking at mid road
車門忽然打開
the door open suddenly
我撞上去了
I'm crash
我又撞上另外一部計程車
My motor hit another taxi
是兩個冒失的韓國人開門不看後面
Two Korean open the door without look behind
我告訴他們必須付錢給被我撞的計程車司機
I tell them must pay the damage of the taxi driver
計程車司機要三千
The taxi driver want NT. 3 thoudernds
韓國人說車子不可以停在路中間
Korean think the taxi can't park at mid road
韓國人要我幫忙叫警察
I help Korean call police
警察說不賠錢去法庭處理
Police say if they don't want pay , just deal by law
可是這樣就沒韓國人的事情
but, the krean do not have any business
變成我要出庭
become my business
我真不幸
I'm unfortrunly
計程車司機說兩千就好啦
Taxi driver say : ok tell the korean pay NT. 2000
韓國人認為計程車司機的錯,不肯賠
Korean consider the driver have wrong, they don't want pay
警察說很煩
Police do not want deal the problem
我想回家
I want go home
我丟一千元給計程車司機
I pay 1000 to driver
告訴韓國人可以走了
I tell korean : you can go away
韓國人覺得對我很抱歉
Korean think sorry to me
我說: 很高興認識你
I say : nice to meet u
其實,我心裡想著
Acturelly , i think in my mind
干我屁事?
What the ass hole business about me?
我受傷車子也小損傷
I'm hurted and motorcycle have a little damage
又當翻譯
and be translator
又要賠錢
and pay money
這是什麼鳥世界
What the fucking world...
Allen Chang